"This is why you can’t trust women! They’re so good at makeup and wear it to fool guys into thinking they’re hot!"
shit. girls he’s on to us *washes off makeup to reveal lizard face and climbs up a wall* we will return with a new disguise. soon the power of earthly men will fall
Girls are really lizard people?
I named my eraser confidence because it gets smaller and smaller after every mistake I make
it doesnt matter if the glass is half full or half empty all that matter is if the glass contains vodka
Comradezoned: when a girl immediately loses interest in you because you think intersectionality isn’t that important in the class struggle.